Christmas in an element'ry school

 Only 2 more days until Christmas break! This is soooo true and too funny!



(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland” )

Children scream, they won’t lis’in;
When they go, we won’t kiss em’,
In all of this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin’ in an element’ry school.
Christmas comes, they’re excited,
Though our nerves, they’ve ignited,
They’re off the walls, they run in the halls,
Workin’ in an element’ry school.
In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin’
And we know that they are really wound,
Someone hits, the other says “I’m tellin’ “
And that is when our heads begin to pound.
Pretty soon, we’ll be restin’
Cause our nerves, they’ve been testin’,
We’re happy its clear,
It comes once a year,
Christmas in an element’ry school!